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Archive for August, 2008

Video of the day: Sonic cereal commercial

Written by Justin on Aug 14th, 2008 | Filed under: Game With A Brain

Hey kids, remember when still starred in games and had a shred of credibility?  No?  Well, he did once, and that credibility was used to endorse Honey Nut Cheerios.  Yes, Cheerios do seem like the perfect fit for a blazingly fast rodent.

Wouldn’t it have made more sense for to advertise something like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or Cookie Crisp?  Just something entirely unhealthy with the pitch being that he had to run fast a lot to burn off all those excess calories.  That might be too high minded for kids, but one can imagine a diet program in the future.  Speaking of which, does anyone else wonder if Mario will be trimmer in his next title due to Fit?


Criterion Collection uses PS3 as reference Blu-ray player

Written by Justin on Aug 13th, 2008 | Filed under: Game With A Brain

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If you’ve ever dared to delve into the darker nether-regions of geekdom known as AV message boards, then you know people can literally muster an argument over which is the best $500 HDMI cable.  Yes, they’ll quote random studies here and there (usually “studies” coming from a magazine article trying to sell magazines), but they’ll never come to a unanimous decision.  Well, that is except to tell you whatever equipment you own sucks.

The folks over at Criterion, on the other hand, are true lovers of film who pull out all the stops to transfer many forgotten classics to digital media for all to enjoy (at this point, some AV enthusiasts will probably want to point out how Laserdisc was not technically digital…).  So, when it comes time to choose a player for their new reference high-definition theatre what model do they choose?  The , of course.

The folks over at CNET are not surprised by this fact, and they themselves use it as well.  Still, it’s a bit of an interesting revelation and goes toward making the point that the is quite a bargain for a piece of hardware, even at $400.


Criterion Collection uses PS3 as reference Blu-ray player

Written by Justin on Aug 13th, 2008 | Filed under: Game With A Brain

blurray

If you’ve ever dared to delve into the darker nether-regions of geekdom known as AV message boards, then you know people can literally muster an argument over which is the best $500 HDMI cable.  Yes, they’ll quote random studies here and there (usually “studies” coming from a magazine article trying to sell magazines), but they’ll never come to a unanimous decision.  Well, that is except to tell you whatever equipment you own sucks.

The folks over at Criterion, on the other hand, are true lovers of film who pull out all the stops to transfer many forgotten classics to digital media for all to enjoy (at this point, some AV enthusiasts will probably want to point out how Laserdisc was not technically digital…).  So, when it comes time to choose a player for their new reference high-definition theatre what model do they choose?  The , of course.

The folks over at CNET are not surprised by this fact, and they themselves use it as well.  Still, it’s a bit of an interesting revelation and goes toward making the point that the is quite a bargain for a piece of hardware, even at $400.


Game design workshop: Cheer Squad

Written by Justin on Aug 12th, 2008 | Filed under: Game With A Brain

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Game Design Workshop is a new feature where we work through the fictional design of an overlooked genre of game.  This is not an actual game in development, but more a pitch for a game we can’t believe no one has made yet.

The pitch
Where are the cheerleading games?  Other than one scheduled for the Wii and a few others that have appeared as shovelware, where are these titles?  It may sound like a silly premise for a game, but consider it for a moment more.

The titles have proven insanely popular, as have other music titles such as and Rock Band.  Additionally, the has made wildly flailing your arms an actual form of input for a game.  Lastly, titles such as Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball have made it acceptable for a generation of young men to play virtual dress up with dolls.  Roll these three bits together and you have the makings of a cheerleading title.

The idea
The game is basically like Electronic Arts’ or even the last for the .  Players perform routines, but this time using the remotes and .  In this way, measurements of balance, hand movements, and speed can be measured and matched to onscreen squad mates.  All of this is, of course, set to high energy songs from the original artists (which, of course, can be added to via downloadable content).

The second half of the game is the virtual dress up part.  While this may not sound initially appealing to some, remember all it takes is hot CG models to entice many a young man.  The player can design costumes and buy additional locked costumes and accessories for their character (which, of course, they create).

The outcome
Could such a game work?  If you could get many hardcore players to look past the girly concept the game would likely sell.  Of course, these are the same players who bought DOA: XBV just to play dress up and leer at the virtual pinups–so the sales pitch shouldn’t be too hard.

More enticing to a developer is the potential wave of new players such a title could bring in.  Lots of “tween” girls would flock to such a title if a little elbow grease were put into it (don’t mention the grease to them) and the game looked better than half baked.

The likeliness
As noted earlier, a cheerleading title is coming to the soon already.  The idea of a second such title coming out anytime soon is probably unlikely, and especially with any sort of real budget behind it.  Still, that doesn’t mean many young girls (and some young men) won’t continue to dream.


Prince of Persia film first look

Written by Justin on Aug 12th, 2008 | Filed under: Media With A Brain

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Dying for your real, first look at the Prince of Persia film currently in production?  Well, you’ll have to wait a bit longer.  However, the above image shows a behind-the-scenes shot of actor Jake Gyllenhaal in the titular role.

He’s looking very Warrior Within, the second in the game series.  No idea what that means for the story, but hopefully it will turn out better than that game did.  Otherwise, he seems to have the look down and so far looks an excellent pick.  It will be interesting to see how the buzz develops around this one as it nears its 2010 release date.

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